LAS VEGAS Reacting swiftly to Pope Francis' position that he is "not a Christian" because of his position on immigration, Donald Trump took the offensive, "Pope Francis is going to be soooo sorry he questioned my faith. You know what, nothing says I can't be both President and Pope; so as of right now, I'm also running or Pope. Look the Catholics love me, I have a great relationship with them. Frankly, many Catholics tell me they would kill to have a pope like me." Asked how he could run for an office that was not vacant, Trump stated, "My people assure me that it's no problem. We're already printing the 'Make the Vatican Great Again' hats.
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