MIAMI Hoping to shake the tag of "Youthful Ward" in the Republican presidential race, Marco Rubio coasted to victory in the Puerto Rico 'not-a-state' primary and vowed to fight on. Most voters cited Rubio's "tiny hands" as the reason they voted for him. Ernesto Bobobo of San Juan explained."Trump's got the itty bitty hands too, but they're attached to Trump so they're creepy. Now, Rubio's hands fit his whole Latino Leprechaun persona like a glove so to speak. Is that presidential? Hell no, but we're grasping at straws here." When asked how Rubio planned to fight a staffer replied, "You know how he fights, - POW!, BIFF!, WHAM!"
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