Ready, Aim, Bid

SANFORD   Vigilante triggerman George Zimmerman plans to auction the pistol he used to kill black teenager Trayvon Martinto raise money "for my own damn self." In order to drive up the bidding, Zimmerman may bundle several items with the weapon. These could include his soul, "Not using it, in fact never have," as well as a meet and greet with Lucifer, The Prince of Darkness, "I really think I can pull that one off."

In order to soften the expected backlash, Zimmerman indicated he plans to donate a portion of the proceeds to, "crazy right-wing causes you won't even believe exist."