Constitution, Baby

CHICAGO   Large numbers of crying babies waving pocket constitutions are showing up at Donald Trump rallies across the country. In order to handle the disruption, campaign staff has started setting up giant ball pits to hurl the babies into.  When questioned about the practice, a security official would only say, "Donald Trump loves babies." A staffer added, "and babies love ball pits," then both walked away.

Noted child psychologist Milo Rash proposed a theory as to why so many babies cry at Trump rallies, "Babies hate clowns."