Iranian Roulette

TEHRAN   The leaders of Iran were stunned to learn last week that one of the first actions secretly taken by the Trump administration was to put the Middle Eastern country on ‘Double Secret Probation” because, as as security advisor Dean Wormer noted, “We hate those guys.”  Iranian foreign secretary Ali Ali Allcomefree explained, “As soon as we found out, the Supreme Mystical Security Council was convened to address the issue. We all knew what had to be done, everybody shouted ‘Missile test!!!’ Then we threw our heads back and laughed.” 

The Iranians seemed unconcerned with the posturing by the Trump administration. “We’ll let them duke it out with the Australians for a while," said Allcomefree, “then we’ll come back with something even better. We’ve got some doozies planned."