WASHINGTON The nation was stunned today when President Trump failed to nominate Satan - The Destroyer of Worlds, for confirmation to the Supreme Court. All week it appeared The Prince of Darkness was the clear favorite. One staffer noted, “He’s been at the White House for days, showing up early, bringing donuts, sitting in on all the meetings - I thought it was a sure thing. He’s such a good fit. Beelzebub and Trump are really on the same page, they finish each other’s sentences."
Some pundits are sure Satan will find a role in the new administration while others are less certain. “How much unbridled evil do they really need?” asked noted political analyist Snoops McGyver, “He’s already got Gingrich, Bannon, Guliani… that’s an excellent triumvirate of dead eyed, soulless horror right there. Why would they want to mess with that balance."
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