WASHINGTON Sewage systems across the country were overwhelmed today shortly after noon eastern time. "It appears that a vast majority of America took a collective 'nervous dump' moments after Trump's swearing in." said New York sanitation commissioner Floaters O'Bobbin. Reports from around the country quickly confirmed that a massive nationwide tsunami of sewage immediately followed the inauguration. Dubbed the "Trump Tide" by sewage professionals, there have been estimates that it could take up to four years to subside.Stocks of toilet paper producers rose sharply on the news.
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