Race Tightens

With just days to go, polls show the presidential race is tightening.

Obamercial

Barak Obama will explain his plan to rescue the economy with three easy payments of $13.33 plus shipping and handling in a pre-paid address tonight on 4 major TV networks.

Legal Precedent

WASHINGTON -- Clearly devastated by the first loss of his distinguished career, attorney Perry Mason accompanies a grim Alaska Senator Ted Stevens following the guilty verdict in his corruption trial.

Greenspannng the Globe

WASHINGTON -- Testifying before congress Thursday, former Fed chairman Alan Greenspan did not accept blame for the current economic crisis but did say, "My bad."

Bold Moves

WASHINGTON -- President Bush urges banks to incerase the pace at which they are loosening credit "or I will kill the kitty."

Open Season

John McCain and Barak Obama find little common ground in their contentious third presidential debate.

Treasury Scores Big

WASHINGTON -- Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson looks on as the government's plan to intervene directly in the nation's banking system gets underway.

Apology Accepted

Sarah Palin demands an apology from the head of the investigation that concluded she abused her power as governor of Alaska

Keating 5

SEDONA -- John McCain opens up about his days with the Keating 5, " I don't know why it was such a big deal, we were just a bunch of kids with a dream. But let me tell you one thing my friends, we were real toe tappers."

That Sinking Feeling

NEW YORK -- Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Fed chairman Ben Bernanke admit that following Wednesday's Fed rate cut, they no longer have enough lifeboats to rescue the economy. However both say they can accommodate all the bankers in first class.

Change of Venue

LOS ANGELES -- OJ Simpson says that having completed his search of every golf course in the country, he should now have better luck finding "the real killers" working from the inside of the federal prison system.

Palinocchio

DENVER -- Republican Sarah Palin repeats her claim that Barak Obama is "palling around with terrorists who hate America even more than he does" at a campaign stop in Colorado. The McCain campaign defended the claim saying, "We have all the facts on our website, just click the 'hey look what we just made up' link."

Foreign Policy for $100

ST LOUIS -- The McCain campaign reveals the prep format used by Sarah Palin for the Vice Presidential debate.