Friday, December 4, 2009

Big Shoes


TOPEKA - Rumors are swirling that fired Kansas coach Mark Mangino may be heading to Notre Dame to replace the recently departed Charlie Weis. An un-named source at Notre Dame said, "It's a good fit. We are already set up for a morbidly obese coach; you know big sturdy furniture, over sized fridge, the whole works." Mangino did not comment on the Notre Dame situation directly but said, "if there's a program with big shoes to fill, I could definitely fill them, noooooo problem."

Freedom Crashers


WASHINGTON - News photos reveal that additional crashers may have breached security at the recent White House state dinner.

Fore


PALM BEACH - Police have determined that injuries sustained by Tiger Woods are consistent with being struck by a golf club. They plan to question a Judge Smails who played 18 holes at Bushwood Country Club with Woods earlier that day.