Thursday, March 27, 2014

Drive Angry 2: BridgeGate to Hell

(HOLLYWOOD)  Joisey Films has reportedly green lighted Drive Angry 2: BridgeGate to Hell.  the film will be based on the governor's own million dollar investigation which completely exonerated Christie and blamed the infamous lane closures and traffic problems squarely on Obamacare and Hillary Clinton's actions in Bengazi.
    In the film, undead criminal Nik Cage faces off against  fictional political boss Chris 'Extra' Crispi. The only thing separating them is the terrorist occupied George Washington Bridge and the treatments Cage can now receive for his preexisting undead condition. Release is targeted for just before the mid-term elections.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

"Vader" is Ukrainian for Putin

KIEV  Secretary of State John Kerry received an urgent message from the acting Ukrainian Prime Minister today appealing for assistance in dealing with Russia's power grab.  For the time being, Kerry has ruled out use of the force.