WASHINGTON Republicans rolled out their Obamacare replacement to rave reviews from their own damn selves on Monday. GFYcare, as the program will be called, will provide tax credits to subsidize coverage for poor people - just not enough to actually pay for insurance. People with pre-existing conditions will get coverage - from unaffordable High Risk pools. "We've thought of everything," said Republican congressional spokesman Billy Vader, "but there's a lot we just didn't get around to putting in. The important thing is, it won't be 'Obamacare', other than that, it really doesn't matter if it works."
