The Evolution of Michael Jackson

Party On

In the wake of the second scandal involving extramarital affairs in a week, which de-railed a potential Republican party leader, RNC chairman Michael Steele has moved to limit damage to the party. Steele said, "The Republican party is a conservative party. Conservatives love family and consider marriage sacred. Second only to a day spent in church, extramarital affairs are clearly the lifeblood of bedrock conservatism. Many consider an enthusiastic extramarital roll in the hay to be a gift from God. The Democrats appalling lack of mistresses highlights their failure to follow the conservative Christian principals that have made this country great. We will continue to be the party that represents conservatives, their wives and their mistresses." Meanwhile, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford admits to an extramarital affair with an Argentinean woman and apologized to his constituents for "not buying American."

Give Peace a Chance

WEIMAR, Germany – President Barack Obama toured a World War II concentration camp Friday and shared his format for middle east peace saying "all you need is love."