WASHINGTON President Donald Trump confessed to collusion with Russia to influence the outcome of the 2016 election via twitter last night saying his son Don Jr (aka Fredo) actually met with Russians to accept "dirt" on Hillary Clinton. His tweet seems to implicate his son for high crimes, treason as well as first degree dumbshittery. Trump's resignation is now expected "at any time", while the president and Don Jr are reportedly squabbling over who will bunk with Paul Manifort in prison.
Manifort is reportedly balking at that arrangement and is hoping to instead bunk with "people who read."
