FOR SALE: Jeff Flake and Susan Collins Lawn Chairs

FOR SALE:  A matched set of Jeff Flake and Susan Collins lawn chairs. These chairs appear to be sturdy and reliable, but actually will lull you into a false sense of security that they can counted on to perform the basic task of supporting their constituents.  Unfortunately, these chairs have a history of folding under the tiniest amount of pressure. They are prone to collapse and will throw you to the ground - again and again and again.

If you think these Jeff Flake and Susan Collins lawn chairs are what you're looking for - no reasonable offer will be refused.