WASHINGTON DC Donald Trump addressed conservatives at the annual CPAC conference today in a rambling address covering many topics. In an ominous warning to his many detractors the president reminded them, "I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want...." When Trump ended by reminding the audience that they 'had one hour to produce Harry Potter' and then, "Join me in the Forbidden Forest and confront your fate. If you do not do this, I shall kill every last man, woman and child who tries to conceal him from me," - the crowd went wild.
