WASHINGTON - In a stunning policy reversal, President Bush lifted trade sanctions against North Korea, removed it from the U.S. state sponsor of terrorism blacklist, and most importantly, taken it off the administration's "axis of evil" and placed it on the newly formed "axis of just really fucked up" along with Zimbabwe and Iowa. "North Korea's come along way", explained President Bush, "Sure they've got nuclear weapons and are still starving most of their people, but they're tryin' hard. I believe that the North Koreans are a tiny, little peaceful people. Heck most of 'em barely reach my waist, how bad can they be." Asked why Iowa was included, Bush replied, " I was just in Iowa and believe me, it's really fucked up."
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