Thursday, January 21, 2016

Palin Falls Flat

LAS VEGAS  Sarah Palin's endorsement of Donald Trump's presidential campaign is drawing mixed reviews from the conservative base. Registered voters at Sunrise Farms Sanatorium had been evenly split between between Trump and Ted Cruz, and that didn't change. "I love slam poetry so her speech was cool," said long time inmate Billy Sneegle, "but she sounds just like the voice that keeps telling me to kill people, so it was a little off-putting." Many residents say that their vote is medication dependent, "If I don't take 'em, Cruz starts to make sense" said Sneegle.

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