Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Taco Trump

WASHINGTON  Stung by criticism over his decision to take a valuable day off during the campaign homestretch to open his new hotel, Donald Trump signaled that he is not about to change strategy. "I will be in Akron tomorrow, in the crucial state of Ohio - the great state of Ohio, to open my new Taco Bell, the greatest Taco Bell in history." When it was pointed out that this was not actually campaigning, Trump disagreed. "This is hispanic outreach. We've got a special menu item that will be free to all my hispanic friends at the opening, it's a pure beef taco, with melty cheese and special sauce - it's called The Rapist."

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