Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Terms of Endearment


WASHINGTON -- Hillary Clinton has told the Democratic party that she will agree to end her seemingly doomed campaign for the nomination, "If I can be president." While admitting that Barak Obama is the likely nominee, Clinton made her case for skipping the traditional electoral process and "giving me what is rightly mine" saying "I've won all the states that begin with vowels, more people have voted for me than there are people on the planet and I'm not going to let that black guy beat me. So c'mon, I've already got my dress picked out, just do the damn inauguration."

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