Saturday, August 2, 2008

Ad Nauseam


SPRINGFIELD, MO - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie today sued the campaign of John McCain over a new ad labeling Barak Obama as more of a celebrity than a leader. The ad names Obama, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as "the biggest celebrities in the world." Edwin Snyder, an attorney for Branjolina said "To claim that those people are bigger celebrities than my clients is basically defying the laws of physics. My clients celebrity has it's own gravitational field, can any of them claim that? We will see McCain in court."

The McCain campaign stood by their claim noting that they were originally going to use Michael Jackson and Vanilla Ice in the ad, but wanted to avoid "playing the race card." In a separate ad, McCain displays a shrunken head "from a white woman" that he says he obtained from the Obama campaign.

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