Sunday, August 3, 2008

Mental Moves


BOSTON -- The Los Angeles Dodgers, suffering from good clubhouse chemistry, have acquired outfielder Manny Ramirez from the Boston Red Sox in a three-team deal. Ramirez, considered the biggest asshole in the NL will add offense on the field while offending team mates, coaches and management in the clubhouse. The Pittsburgh Pirates received Andy LaRoche (prima donna) and Bryan Morris (asshole) from the Dodgers and the Red Sox received Jason Bay (head case) from the Pirates. Ramirez said he didn't think he was an asshole but felt he could fill that role for the Dodgers. Inez Ramirez, the sluggers mother commented on the trade saying, "he is an asshole."

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