BUSHWOOD -- Country clubs across the country are expecting the worst as conservative whites come to grips with their candidate's loss in the presidential election. Clubs feel it could be worse than the 'Green Jacket' riots of 2005 that left Men's Grills across the country in ashes following Tiger Woods victory in The Masters. One club pro said, "You've got a cranky white guy, a rich white guy, that they feel should continue the unbroken string of cranky, rich, white presidents that stretches back to our nation's founding." Angry club members threw drinks across verandas and punched holes in walls with long irons as the returns came in. Caddies and kitchen staff kept a low profile, fearful that outraged members could turn into a designer-clad mob at any moment.
Public courses across the country have stockpiled brie, scotch and imported beer and are prepared to accept refugees from private clubs.
Public courses across the country have stockpiled brie, scotch and imported beer and are prepared to accept refugees from private clubs.
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