Friday, January 2, 2009

Bombs Away


GAZA CITY – Defying international pressure to suspend its devastating air offensive, Israel instead broadened the scope of their attacks initiating airstrikes against Palatine, IL, Gonzaga University and Yasir's Pizza in Livonia, MI effecively destroying their 30-minute guarantee. An Israeli defense official who spoke on condition of anonymity said, "Israel will attack anything that sounds even vaguely Palestinian, we are not taking any chances." As a result, employees of 'Arafattys', a T-shirt store in Binghamton, NY, and other businesses, are reportedly extremely nervous.

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