Thursday, January 29, 2009

Bye Bye Blago


SPRINGFIELD -- Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich makes a last minute appeal to state legislators considering his impeachment with a presentation he called 'The Price Is Right'. Blagojevich offered luggage, appliances, vacations and "brand new cars" to state senators who appeared to be genuinely interested, but eventually voted to impeach the governor after receiving a substantial cash offer to appear on Larry King Live. Blagojevich clearly saw the writing on the wall and issued an eleventh hour order to the senate stating "I'm rubber and you're glue". The state supreme court has ruled the order unconstitutional.

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