Monday, February 28, 2011

The Sheen's Speech

HOLLYWOOD - Actor Charlie Sheen today delivered an impassioned speech denouncing ABC, CBS, AA, the NBA, NORAD and "anything with letters", following what he perceived as his Oscar snub. While he appeared in no movies in the past year, Sheen says his antics of the past year, "would make an incredible screenplay." "They do that Special Category shit all the time, who's more deserving than me?" Currently absent from TV as production of 'Two and a Half Men' has been halted to allow Sheen to gas noxiously about the media universe, Sheen feels the hiatus will be short lived saying, "I'm sure I'll be featured on an episode of South Park very soon."

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