NEW YORK - A fierce three-way legal battle has broken out over the rights to the term "Batshit Crazy" between unhinged pundit Glenn Beck, pharmaceutical mixmaster Charlie Sheen and ruthless dictator / fashion icon Moammar Gaddafi. Legal scholars are stymied, as all three appear to have unshakeable claims to the term. With each plaintiff's daily, brilliant and convincing attempts to bolster their positions, it appears that Batshit Crazy may well be destined to remain in the public domain. This can only lessen the impact as it applied to far more sane people like Lindsay Lohan, the hosts of 'The View' and Brett Favre.Beck's back-up plan to trademark "whack job" failed when it was discovered that the term was already owned by fresh meat aficionado Ted Nugent.
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