Monday, March 5, 2012

Limbaugh Advertisers Line Up

ATLANTA - Conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh's use of "inappropriate words" to describe women, has created an advertising void on his radio program as many major sponsors have abandoned the show.  Waiting in the wings are several organizations who feel a close kinship to Rush's philosophies. The Klu Klux Klan and NAMBLA are reportedly eager to reach out to Rush's audience, "We believe we'll find a good match with Rush's demographics", said Grand Wizard Floyd Wiley. NAMBLA's Jasper Spanks said, "We certainly expect to feel the love from our advertising dollars, if you get my drift." Nevada's Wet Spot Gentlemen's Ranch feels advertising with Rush may be "the quickest way to reach folks interested in sluts and prostitutes." A Limbaugh spokesman reflected, "when god gives you lemons, you make lemonade."

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