Romney, Santorum Vie for Title

ATLANTA - In yet another position reversal, Republican contender Mitt Romney has assured voters that he is indeed "just as crazy" as primary foe Rick Santorum and stating that he is "campaigning as a severely crazy conservative" after earlier characterizing Santorum as "a whackjob, lunatic who wouldn't recognize a sane policy if it were giving him a lap dance." Romney's newly confessed mental issues may do little to convince conservatives who continue to question his commitment to their Flat Earth and Ancient Aliens policies. Romney hopes that this week's expected Bigfoot endorsement will bring some of these skeptics into his camp.