Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Romney Takes Mega Millions

SAN DIEGO  Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney was informed during a round of golf at Bushwood Country Club that he had won the MegaMillions jackpot worth over $600 million. After noting, "well, that's awkward," Romney vowed to use the money to help people in the 98th, 97th and even the 96th percentile reach the 99th. Following an uncomfortable pause, Romney's golfing partner, Judge Smails, turned to him and asked, "Top notch Mitt, top notch! How about double or nothing?"

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