Thursday, December 4, 2008

All Thai'd Up


BANGKOK - The prime minister of Thailand was ousted today after a long standoff by protesters who had shut down the country's airports. When four plucky tourists from Kansas, sick and tired of being stuck in the Bangkok airport, doused the Prime Minister with water, she promptly and unexpectedly melted while crying "my world, my world". Immediately surrounded by the Prime minister's security forces the four Americans stammered, "we didn't mean to kill her." But the elated troops treated the four like heroes and promised to take them to someone who could get them back to Kansas. Asked to comment on the prospect of finally getting a flight home the leader of the four, Dorothy Gale said, "there' no place like home."

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