WASHINGTON -- Increasingly desperate automakers today offered "Industry Executive Pricing", which translates to free cars, to all members of the Senate Banking Committee debating the fate of the auto industry bail out package. All other legislators would be offered the infamous "I Know a Guy...Pricing" which translates to implausibly good deals on cars in inventory. GM & Chrysler also offered to throw in mats and pinstriping, while Ford offered one year of satellite radio. All three said that their offers were contingent on passage of the bailout bill and would apply only to qualified legislators (those voting yes). Lawmakers voting against the bailout package would not be excluded, they would be eligible for a free tire rotation at any dealership in Hawaii.
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