SPRINGFIELD -- Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich appears with staff members Jake and Ellwood Blues to offer his side of the story following his arrest for allegedly scheming to sell Barack Obama's vacant Senate seat for cash or a plum job for himself. Blagojevich explained that he was working with the Blues brothers to raise cash to save the orphanage where they were raised saying "It was for The Penguin." Sister Mary Stigmata of The Sisters of Perpetual Flatulence, which runs the orphanage, confirmed the story, but in light of the arrests said "Well I guess we're fucked now."
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