Huckabye-bye

NEW YORK - Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee announced on his Fox TV show 'Gravy Train' that he will not seek the Republican Presidential nomination. Huckabee explained his decision, "Well, if you have been paying attention you'd know that the rapture is going to happen Saturday and a lot of us good Christians aren't going to be around. There's a very good chance that I may announce on Monday that I'm running for president of heaven." Huckabee said he wishes the best to "those who will remain here to suffer and die" and noted, "Some of us will be gone, but I'm pretty sure Republican voters will still have Gingrich, Trump, Palin and Bachman to work with."