Osama Bin Shot

ISLAMABAD- The US confirmed tonight that they have killed Osama Bim Laden relying on a special forces operative who, in the words of the president,  "possessed true grit."
Pakistani officials struggled to explain how Bin Laden could have been openly living less than an hour from their nation's capital, "In our defense, he was wearing an elaborate disguise - as Osama Bin Laden. It's a very popular disguise here. Boy, he really fooled us."