Pakistrategy

ISLAMABAD - Fearing that the US will use it in service of their outrage over Osama Bin Laden's long and comfy residence in their country, the Pakistani government has preemptively trademarked the phrase "How dare you" The Pakistanis' plan to employ it to promote their own outrage over the commando raid that killed Bin Laden. They also plan to roll it out against charges of complicity with Bin Laden at the highest levels of their government. Almost immediately after the Pakistani move, the Obama administration countered by trademarking the phrase "Are you fucking kidding me?" An administration source says that the phrase will be "Incredibly useful in our future dealings with Pakistan."