(NEWARK) Today, the FBI arrested four crime figures for their part in the legendary Lufthansa Heist in 1978. Ray Liotta, Robert DeNiro, Paul Sorvino and Joe Pecsi were rounded up in predawn raids after an FBI investigation revealed that, "there was some pretty good film of these guys - it's pretty irrefutable" according to FBI agent Rip Snoot. "We don't usually come across evidence like this, academy award quality stuff," gushed Snoot, "but we're still looking for a guy named Scorsese, he seems to know everything." DeNiro's attorney, Tom Hagen, said, "If these clowns see the rest of his film catalog, Bobby's going away for a long time."
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