(WASHINGTON DC) In his State of the Union Address, President Obama embraced a legislative agenda item near and dear to Republicans in an attempt to jumpstart bipartisan cooperation. "I call on Republicans to quit stalling and just impeach me," said Obama to thunderous applause from the Republican side of the aisle. "The American people know you don't need a real reason, so just go with because I'm black or left handed or taller than all you tight-ass crackers. But it's time to show America that Republicans can actually be for something and not just against things." Speaker Boehner was somewhat restrained following the speech, "The president has some very good ideas, immigration reform and that impeachment thing both sound very promising." Harry Reid was very enthusiastic, "I believe this will work out better than the shutdown."
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