Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Face the Music

WASHINGTON DC  White House sources say that following a series of gaffes and a "Tourettes - style evidence dump" over the past week, presidential spokeslawyer Rudy Giuliani will no longer speak to the press. He will continue to meet with reporters and appear on news programs, however from this point on, he will "only respond with facial expressions." Reporters seem unfazed, one network correspondent noted, "I guess we can add mimes to the list of things team Trump thinks are a good idea."

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