WASHINGTON DC Vice President Mike Pence appeared on the Sunday news shows to tout the administration's latest proposal for a border wall. "Everyone knows that Latinos are exceptionally lactose intolerant and America produces some of the worlds strongest cheeses. A border wall made out of cheese would A) Be very effective in repelling migrants and B) Bring a much needed boost to America's dairy farmers." when pressed about the durability of a cheese border wall Pence countered, "Have you ever tried cutting provolone or romano? It's nearly impossible! And remember, we will leave the rind on, that makes it very comparable to our steel slat design." The president hopes to discuss the proposal with Democrats, "over some fondue and Lactaid" and hopes they'll keep an open mind.
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