Friday, January 18, 2019

Introducing: The MAGA Wall Hat!

WASHINGTON DC   Hoping to jump start the negotiations over his border wall funding, President Trump has introduced his 'MAGA Wall Hat' design. "I've got two right here, one each for Chuck and Nancy. It's a great hat, the greatest - well maybe second greatest. But believe me it's a great hat."

Trump reportedly believes that this will clarify the actual purpose behind the wall and quickly shift public opinion behind him. Polls currently show that "next to no one" thinks either the border wall or the resulting government shutdown are a good idea.

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