Saturday, February 28, 2009

Heap Big Headache


HARTFORD – Geronimo's descendants have sued the secret Yale University society, Skull and Bones, which has had presidents, senators and other powerful figures as members, demanding the society return Geronimo's remains that were taken decades ago. Skull and Bones members admit to having Geronimo's skull and bones, his spurs that jingle jangle jingle and possibly his wallet but deny any wrongdoing. The secret society claims that Geronimo's last wish was that his remains be kept by rich white kids for use in demeaning rituals and pranks, and to remove the artifacts would be a disservice to the legend of the great Apache leader. Unofficially, the society believes that it may have to return Geronimo's bones to his family and has started searching for replacements. An official of Skull and Bones confirmed that talks are underway to obtain "the empty skull of George W. Bush, because it's clear he hasn't used it in years."

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