Saturday, February 28, 2009

Octodaddy


LOS ANGELES -- The man who may be the sperm donor that octuplet mom Nadia Sulaiman used to create embryos, has demanded that paternity tests not be conducted to determine if he is the father of her 14 children. "What good can come of that?!" said Otto Gunther Octavius. "When I filled that little cup I didn't intend to field a team and fill the bench for the Crazytown Cubs. If I had known she planed to produce kids in Costco quantities, I'd have used a smaller cup."

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