Sunday, February 15, 2009

Kick the Can


PITTSBURGH -- Continuing what has become a public and abusive relationship, Steeler kicker Jeff Reed was arrested for assaulting his longtime companion, Towely, in the men's room of a Sheetz gas station Saturday night. Reportedly, Towely's refusal to, "Do the Larry Craig shuffle" angered Reed who proceeded in the words of one store employee to, "mop the floor with his buddy" until police were called.

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