BOWLING GREEN, KY A state of emergency has been declared in Kentucky after Godzilla's search for classic sports cars led him to erupt from a giant sinkhole under the Corvette Museum. As cars tumbled and the floor collapsed, Godzilla emerged roaring, then, "He giggled like a little girl," said museum curator Sy Berglas, "as soon as he saw the '63. He may destroy cities, but that reptile's got good taste" The National Guard hopes to lure Godzilla to a remote area with a '74 AMC Hornet disguised as a rare 1958 Vette ragtop. Explained the Guard's Captain Ed Spinkle, "Everyone knows those Hornets are the kiss of death."
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