WASHINGTON -- Following his address to the nation on Tuesday, President Bush has reportedly reached agreement with pharmaceutical giant Pfizer to become "The Voice and Face of Impotence" - as the spokesman for Viagra. Pfizer spokesman Woody Harden announced the deal, "The president's handling of the economic crisis has solidified his position as the most highly visible, yet clearly impotent face in the world. Our message is if Viagra can help someone like Bush, it can help anyone." The president will reportedly donate any proceeds from the endorsement deal to the financial bailout.
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