MINNEAPOLIS -- Republicans today defended their choice of a little known governor as John McCain's running mate, "Sarah Palin brings a gynecological element to the campaign that the other contenders couldn't match. Romney, Ridge and even Joe Lieberman all suffered from a vaginal deficit." said senior McCain adviser Tucker Askew. Reporters pointed out that Christie Todd Whitman, who was also reportedly under consideration, would also have brought "vag-cred' to the ticket, Askew explained "Whitman was ready and willing to lend her vagina to John McCain, however she's a tad homely and that tends to scare the base." When asked if they felt that adding Palin to the ticket would appeal to women Askew did not hesitate, "We believe that Sarah Palin will definitely help John McCain pick up chicks."
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