ST PAUL -- In order to deflect the media firestorm surrounding the many negative revelations that have come to light in recent days concerning vice presidential pick Sarah Palin , Vice President Dick Cheney has reportedly volunteered to again accidentally shoot close friend Harry Whittington in the face. "The vice president is willing to do whatever it takes to support the Republican ticket" said Cheney spokesman Fritz Drebin. An unnamed campaign source claimed that Cheney initially proposed shooting Palin's pregnant 17-year old daughter, "Women love tragedy- we'll get the sympathy - and the votes." This strategy was reportedly shot down by McCain himself who told Cheney, "stick with people you know, people you've shot."
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