Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Let's Debate - Not!


NEW YORK -- Citing his problems with using "the email" to keep in contact with fast-moving negotiations regarding the federal financial bailout, Senator John McCain today called for a suspension of both presidential campaigns and a delay of Friday's scheduled debate. McCain explained his rational, "At this critical time I'd just like to get all the parties in one room so they can talk to each other on their Blackberry's - which as you know, I invented." When the senator was reminded that key players could speak to each other anywhere in the world on their Blackberry's McCain said, "Really? Those things are the cat's pajamas." When asked what she thought of the suspension of the campaign, Sarah Palin replied, "I'm not allowed to talk to reporters."

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