Thursday, September 11, 2008

Pigstick


WASHINGTON -- Sarah Palin's line of pig lipstick: 'Pouty Pork' has seen a huge sales boost following John McCain's repeated denouncement of Obama's use of the phrase. The slop-flavored gloss had seen very slow sales prior to the controversy. Democrats have cried foul, accusing Palin of using her public position for private gain, causing Republicans to call them "sexist pigs". Today, a Palin spokesman has confirmed that the Republican vice presidential candidate plans to rush out a complementary line of hoof polish to be called 'This Little Piggy'.

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