Burnin' Love

GAINESVILLE - With recruitment flagging, Al Qaeda turned to Florida minister Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Church in Gainesville to come up with a foolproof recruiting campaign. Dubbed "Rednecks Without Borders" Jones's Quran-B-Que brainstorm has been an immediate bonanza for Al Qaeda, prompting no less than Osama Bin Laden to comment, "Terry Jones, he's our hero." Building on his Al Qaeda success, Jones has reportedly signed on to work his marketing magic for another largely despised organization, NAMBLA. Sources say Jones is finalizing a campaign he plans to call "Altar Boys to Men.".